Thursday, July 15, 2010

Just for funzies.

So I found these hilarious pictures recently, and decided to make a little story line with them. So her goes nothing.

Timmy the squirrel is a very shy little squirrel.

He goes to work collecting nuts for the winter every day from 9-5. Yes, Timmy is a very hard working squirrel but for some reason work did not satisfy him. You see, he's had this crush on another squirrel. Her name is Bonita. Bonita is currently seeing another squirrel, Buck, for 5 years now. She doesn't seem very happy in Timmy's eyes, so he suddenly came up with a plan.

He thought up this plan while dreaming about super man. You see, superman was Timmy's favorite super hero. He loved how he was an average joe until there was trouble in the city. He also loved how he impressed Lois Lane. What else would the plan be than to change into..SUPER SQUIRREL !
He simply would find someway for Bonita to be the damsel in distress, and he would save her. Therefore impressing her so much, that she would dump Buck and go for Timmy. This plan was working out brilliantly until the time came for changing into his costume. The zipper got stuck. Oh boy.

To make matters worse, Bonita was walking around the corner to walk into the "trap" set up for her to fall in. Crap crap crap. Timmy was on the edge. Bonita missed the spot to fall, thank Goodness. But she also saw Timmy, trying to unzip into his Super Squirrely costume. Poor Timmy turned bright red. Bonita was shocked, but found it to be quite charming for Timmy to go to the lengths he did to impress her. That night Bonita asked Timmy to join her for a Acorn Cocktail after work, he accepted. They lived happily ever after. Yaaaayyyy.
Haha, so that was really bad, but hopefully the pictures made it funnier than my crappy writing. Oh well. Thanks for reading!


1 comment:

  1. HAHAHHAHAHAHAH; who was on the phone with you while doing this ? me ! haah this was great. it jjust made my day.